tries to put phone in pocket -> realizes I don’t have pockets -> screams mercilessly into void
disgruntled wig noises
What’s your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative.
How do get that idea?
I just try to think creatively
And then come say hi to me and I can say hi to you when I’m there.
My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for
when you wanna talk about the thing but you can’t talk about the thing because you know people will roll their eyes and be like ‘oh great she’s talking about the thing again’ so you just kind of sit there and pout because you want to talk about the thing so badly but you know if you try you’ll just get shit for it
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER